Life
by David Covucci on March 4, 2014

PORTABLE-PROTEIN-PACK

Lunchables are back. But without the B.S. this time. It’s meat. Just meat. None of that other carbs nonsense. Oh and cheese and nuts, but those are cool, because they pack protein. Protein. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN. PROTEIN.

Fuck carbs. Here’s what Oscar Meyer has to say about the product:

In a world filled with fads it’s nice to get back to basics. New P3 Portable Protein Pack is 13 grams of serious protein without taking itself too seriously. Find out more at http://ProteinProteinProtein.com.

I promise I am not lying when I say I decided to write out ‘protein’ 25 times before realizing their website was ProteinProteinProtein dot com.

Here’s the video introducing the shit, which despite the “P” theme (PORTABLE. PROTEIN. PACKS.) is not for pussies.

Fuck pussies.


David Covucci

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