by Lance Pauker on July 31, 2012

Its latest production, “Angry boyfriend who thinks his girlfriend is sleeping with Mitt Romney, only because he doesn't know who Mitt Romney is” is sure to wow critics​ humankind in ways previously unimaginable:

Lowell Turpin had suspected his live-in girlfriend of an affair, but he became particularly suspicious when he noticed a picture of a man he didn’t recognize on her Facebook page.

He ”angrily demanded to know who the male was,” according to an Anderson County (Tennessee) Sheriff’s Department incident report, then jerked her laptop away from her, smashed it into the wall, and punched her in the face.

The mystery man in question? Mitt Romney.

The man has been charged with domestic assault. As far as we know, he's yet to be charged with being educated.

[H/T: Daily

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