Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office
Damn. Look at those mother fuckers up there. Them some trill mother fuckers.
They are Johnny Allen Richards and Erin Brooke Lawson of Rogersville, Tennessee, and they don’t fuck around.
When they fuck, they fuck loud. And when someone calls the cops to complain, they fuck that mother fucker up. Allegedly.
According to the Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office, Mark Galin twice called to complain that Richards and Lawson were fucking too noisily. When the cops left the second time, they decided to rough him up good. From The Smoking Gun:
As detailed in a police report, Galin told a deputy that Lawson “hit him with a rake and broke the handle.” She then allegedly stabbed him in the arm with the jagged handle. Richards, Galin added, struck him with a “2×2 stick.”
Deputy Kenneth Ferguson reported finding blood on the end of the rake handle, and observed “several lacerations” on Galin that were consistent with his account of the incident. The stick was also recovered.
Then, apparently, Lawson beat up her boyfriend up with the same stick. Talk about trill.
Keeping with the theme, the cut you can see on Lawson’s head came when she ate it in the drunk tank.
Trill indeed.