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by David Covucci on May 18, 2014

dino

Scientists in Argentina recently unearthed bones from what they believe to be the largest dinosaur ever.

Look how fucking big it is. That is its femur. Its femur is bigger than the biggest human ever. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a T-Rex skeleton, but those are chump shit compared to this. Want some deets? Of course, you do. From Time:

Based on its thigh bones, the dinosaur was 130 feet long and 65 feet tall, and at 85 tons, it was the weight of 14 African elephants. Basically, picture a seven-story building as long as a large yacht, and then add a set of teeth.

This motherfucker would eat you—EAT YOU—if it wasn’t a vegetarian and extinct. EAT YOU.

It is believed to be part of the Titanosaurus family, which roamed the Earth during the Late Cretaceous era or were buried underground in 4,000 BCE to test your faith in the Lord.

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David Covucci

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