What the shit is going on here? I'm as vulgar as vulgar can be but, surprisingly I'm even offended by the aloof child-rearing going on in this kid's house. And what the fuck is this little shit even talking about anyway? You're reviewing mutually exclusive items, of course Hot Cheetos's are better than banana chips, everyone knows that. I have no idea what is truly happening here but I'm holding out hope that this is just some audition tape for the role of "cursing boy" in a movie and not actually how this child was raised. Because if it's not, him knowing how good a bitch tastes is kind of concerning.