by Brandon Wenerd on July 7, 2014

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Redditor lala989 claims this list is “My daughter’s list in case anything happens to her older brother.” The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Louis C.K.’s classic bit about the differences between men and women:



Be afraid, Ethan. Be very, very afraid. “Hammering everything he loves” is just a matter of time, old sport.



[H/T: Uproxx]

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: