Little Dude Talks Obscene Amounts Of Trash To Bigger Dudes Before Taking A Nap On The Sidewalk


“Overconfidence is the most dangerous form of carelessness.”

-Star Wars: The Clone Wars

I could see this little man’s logic. Even though the group of dudes he was barkin’ at each had about six inches and 50 pounds on him, THEY FROM THE COUNTY. And everyone knows the geographical location of your upbringing is directly proportional to your ability to knock someone the fuck out. If your opponents street has more potholes in it than yours, you best fall the fuck back because that dude is HARD. There are exceptions to the rule, though. And maybe someone should tell Little Swaggy P that when he wakes up from his deep sleep.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.