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This Little Boy Is SUPER Not Into Having His Warlock Of A Father Steal His Ear

By 08.19.14

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I don’t blame this kid for bugging out. We only have two ears, and if one of them is taken from us, that leaves us with only one ear. If you disagree with that then you disagree with math, plain and simple.

It must suck having a sorcerer for a dad. We all take for granted the fact that our fathers are not sorcerers, but some kids aren’t so lucky. Taken your ear, then your nose, next thing you know they’re taking your whole god damn face.

I think this video is not only important to see because the kid is acting all cute, but I think it’s good to raise awareness for the dark arts. We need to put an end to this before it gets out of control. Who will join the resistance and fight with me?

PS – I had no idea that Action Bronson even had kids!

Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.
TAGSadorable kidscute kidsKids!parents and kids

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