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This Guy’s Ridiculous List Of Stupid Relationship Deal Breakers Excludes Him From Every Woman On Earth

By 07.24.14


Alright so I understand excluding women who “write missed connections for people with whom you’ve never spoken with.” That’s just weird and creepy. But why can’t I “wear yoga clothes when not engaging in yoga” or consider bacon important? Bacon = life, asshole. No real man doesn’t eat bacon, and I’m not talking about that turkey bacon bullshit, because frankly that’s reserved only for pussies. Regardless of your views on bacon, one thing is for sure…this guy is never getting laid. Ever.


It’s not surprise this came straight outta OkCupid, aka the very last place people turn to when they finally realize no one’s ever going to love them.

[H/T Twenty Two Words]

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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