Life
by Brandon Cohen on June 6, 2014

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This lion is such a bro, I can’t stand it. Just slaying lionesses all over the place. Spreading his potent lion seed. He doesn’t even give a shit that there’s a camera crew and some creepy dude narrating him taking this chick down. He’s just proudly like, “this is going down. If you wanna watch, go nuts.”

I love the noise he makes when he blows his load too, mostly because it’s the same noise my college roommate used to make whenever he was with a lady friend. The sound brings back a lot of memories.

Human girls could learn a lot from this lady lion. This dude may only last eight seconds, but she loves all eight seconds of it. No complaining. No eye rolls. No “that’s it?” She’s content with the boning sesh that just occurred, and she’s not gonna try to bro shame this lion about how long he lasted. Kudos to her.

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.