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Man.
Man.
This is just depressing, depressing news. Leonardo DiCaprio, the wildest of wild Bro Kings, a man who once brought 20 models home from a club, a man who has so many attractive female friends willing to fuck him that he can blow off Taylor Swift’s advances, a man who crushes the act of being a Bro at every possible instance, is possibly whipped. From OK!:
Rihanna is known for flaunting her svelte body in nearly naked Instagram snaps, and she expects nothing less from her rumored boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio! The songstress is helping her beau stay fit with diet and exercise.
“Ri’s got extremely high standards when it comes to who she sleeps with and Leo falls out of this category because he’s a lot more flabbier than her usual lovers,” a source exclusively told OKMagazine.com.
But Rihanna isn’t kidding! The insider revealed that she snagged him a trainer and signed him up for martial arts classes. “She wants him to get a six-pack,” the source dished.
Pour one out for men everywhere in this time of difficulty. Worse, Leo seems into it.
“Leo thinks it’s all highly amusing,” the insider said. “He’s never had a girl tell him what to do, so you can imagine how much he’s loving it.”
Ugh. Maybe man’s natural state is submissive to women. I mean, if even Leo can be tamed…