This place is bound to be a rundown shit heap by 2017, but man, the LEGOLAND hotel looks pretty fucking rad in 2015! Would I rather stay at a Four Seasons any day of the week? Of course, I’m not common street trash, but if I had a kid and I needed to take that little shit on a vacation I would for sure book a room here.
As a kid, aside from sports, Transformers and video games, LEGOs occupied a fair amount of my time. Still to this day, when I have to buy a niece or nephew a present, you best believe LEGOs are at the top of my list. For one, I still like building shit and secondly, they’re far less exhausting than a physical activity. God knows when a child discovers games like hide-n-seek or laser tag, they won’t stop doing it until it physically kills them. The worst part is, they bring you along for the ride.
Anyway, back to the hotel. The rooms are all themed and the kid section of each room is awesome. They are like forts. And what kid doesn’t love a fort? Terrorist’s children notwithstanding.
Take a look for yourself and tell me that you wouldn’t have wanted to stay here when you were a kid. I know at least one adult who is totally hard over this. That adult would be this guy.
Oh yeah, and in case you didn’t know, LEGOLAND isn’t just a hotel. There’s also a park and a water park.
