It's pretty hard to find an professional athlete who is also an unbeleivably lazy piece of sh*t. Bucs RB LeGarrette Blount, known just as much for his off the field JaMarcus-ness as he is his successes, may be an exception to this rule. 

Rich Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times has reported that in 2010, Coach Raheem Morris and GM Mark Dominik made Blount hire a car service so that he wouldn't be late for work. After succesfully being driven to practice like a kid who can't ever wake up on time to make the bus, the Bucs cancelled the service for the day. Blount, despite living less than 3 miles away, couldn't make it to work on time. 

The sh*t people do to make it in the NFL. No wonder why 99.9% of us never had a chance. 

[H/T: Larry Brown Sports]