Today is the first day of the rest of your life, which means you should start it off on the right foot by learning how to not be a fucking moron who uses ketchup cups wrong. No, don’t argue, you’re using them wrong goddamnit. Don’t believe me? Watch this video and regret every single time that you’ve used a ketchup cup and not done what this random Russian guy in a yellow shirt does. You’ll realize that your entire life up until this point has been a lie, so I’ll throw out a preemptive “You’re welcome” in anticipation of the epiphany you’re about to have.
