We all want to believe our dick could talk even the most suicidal chick off a ledge, but to fuck one of your clients and then bill her for the time takes a level of hubris most are not capable of. But Thomas Lowe is. I mean, he's a 58-years-old who takes selfies and posts them to Facebook, that move stinks of guy that jerks off while looking at nothing but his own dick. Yet, I have to applaud him, not only for having the gall to charge her, but to book the time as "drafting memos," which wouldn't be a lie as long as he wrote on her in cum at some point. Right? 

According to the Daily Mail:

A lawyer has been suspended after admitting to an affair with a client - and billing her for time they spent having sex, it was revealed last week.

Attorney Thomas Lowe had a six-month relationship with the woman he was representing in a divorce case.

The 58-year-old, who is married, began an affair with his client after complimenting on her appearance and talking about her sex life. 

The pair embarked on an affair and met up on numerous occasions to have sex.

Documents obtained from Lowe's office in Burnsville, Minnesota revealed that on the dates he was having sex he billed the women for his time and coded their liaisons as 'meetings' or 'drafting memos'.

Lowe first met with the woman in August 2011 to discuss her possibility of representing her in a divorce.

After agreeing to represent her during a phone call days later, Lowe asked about her sexual relationship with her husband, commented on her appearance and asked if she was interested in sex with him.

What a dog. And such a straight shooter. No fluff in his game. "Do you or do you not want to fuck me?" "Yeah, you do? Well, it'll cost ya."