No matter how pathetic your bank account is, or how shitty your GPA is, or how ugly you are, just remember that at least you’re a human and not some stupid animal that has to deal with the threat of getting eaten every day. Or, in this case, the threat of being launched through the air because why not, and THEN eaten. Nature sucks. Be happy you’re not part of it.
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