Ever had a lap dance so good you finished in your pants? No, not in that way. I mean ever shit yourself?
There was major embarrassment for a Zimbabwean man who attended a musical show at the Dunstable Leisure Centre on Saturday. Raunchy dancer Beverly Sibanda invited an audience member on stage for a grinding lap dance.
Married father of four, Sam Munodawafa (31), volunteered to go on stage and was promptly stripped of his t-shirt and trousers and left with what looked like grey underwear. He lay on the floor while Bev gyrated all over him.
While the lap dance itself went without incident, members of the audience were horrified to see that his underwear was soiled by poo.
“Dzisisai varume venyu kupisika” one irate woman shouted as the man strolled around on stage unaware of the sideshow oozing from his behind.
Several theories were bandied around after the show with some suggesting the man might have not properly used tissues in the toilet while others thought the lap dance from Beverly might have excited him to the point of soiling himself
Here’s the entire dance and the spot where it looks like the guy might have dropped a Hersey squirt into his BVDs. Warning, it’s a long video, but at least it’s eleven minutes of ass shaking.
I’m just not sure. I think it’s just dirty ass sweat leaking onto his undies thanks to a bad wipe job.
Thoughts?