Can You Draw A Vagina Better Than The Average Man?

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What are men? Are we compassionate, caring individuals? Sensitive and smart and in touch with our feelings? Or are we more oafish, smashing uncooked steaks into the front door because we don’t know how to open the damn things?

Well, I imagine most of us fall somewhere in between that spectrum. But that won’t stop the media (run by liberal women who went to Brown) from painting us all as dumb dudes who couldn’t draw a vagina if we were handed a dry-erase pen and a whiteboard and given the prompt ‘draw a vagina.’

Look at these chumps in this .mic video.

These men don’t know dick about pussy. But I imagine they picked the worst ones to shame us. Portray us men in a bad light. I knew they would. So, to show them up, I drew a vagina from memory before I watched this video.

LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT VAGINAS.

Me

And it’s not just me. I asked my boss Jason to draw a picture of a vagina, too. This is what he came up with.

Jason

Burned.