Which City Is Having An Insane Amount Of Kinky Sex? You’ll Guess Wrong

What’s the kinkiest city in America? The people at Kink University wanted to find out and NO, I had no idea there was a Kink University either. It totally would have changed my focus in high school. Imagine the admissions essays sent to Kink University. They must read like letters to Penthouse.

Kink University was interested to find out the answer to questions like “which US city had the most kinky sex?” and “which city enjoyed bondage the most?” and “where should everyone live if they want to get off on kinky shit?” Those are all fantastic questions, glad you asked Kink U!

Here’s how they conducted the research:

According to Kink University, four different metrics were employed in order to draw the study’s conclusions: the total size of the kink-identified population, the size of the population relative to the city’s size, the number of resources available for kink-identified people, and the adult entertainment purchases in each city.

So the results of Kink University discover? The America city having the most kinky sex is in America Portland, Oregon. It’s home to the largest population of kink-identified people with 3.99%. San Francisco came in a close second, which was my first guess. Apparently all the pervs can’t afford San Fran anymore.

“San Francisco is usually seen as the center of kink life in the United States, but rising housing costs resulting from the tech boom seem to have pushed the community northward,” Mike Stabile, a spokesperson for Kink University, said in a statement.

Kinky Sex Top Ten

Here’s the kinky sex top ten according to Kink University:

  1. Portland
  2. San Francisco
  3. New York
  4. Chicago
  5. Washington, DC
  6. Los Angeles
  7. Seattle
  8. Boston
  9. Philadelphia
  10. Las Vegas

So if you’re into kinky sex, it’s probably in your best interest to relocate to one of those ten cities to find other like-minded people.

[H/T: Huffington Post]

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