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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Either Got Married or Didn’t Get Married This Weekend

By 05.05.14


Noted famous people Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who are deeply in love, are officially married. Or they aren’t. No one really knows for sure but it’s a big deal and we’re going to report it.

A source tells Life & Style the couple obtained their wedding license and are officially married ON PAPER. Meanwhile, People claims the couple isn’t married.

Whose journalism do you trust? I feel like the edge has to go to People. They have properly identified the sexiest man alive for, like, 40 consecutive years.

No matter Kimye’s official marital status, we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the REAL WEDDING — THE TV WEDDING — will take place at a later date and be enjoyed by millions and advertisers alike.


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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