Aren’t you guys proud of us for going this long without mentioning Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now engaged? Well, go ahead and go back to hating us because I’m going to mention it right now.
Don’t worry. There’s a good reason. MSNBC serendipitously created this chryon announcing the news. It perfectly illustrates a nation’s collective feelings about the development.
Hang in there, On the Tracks Guy. They’ll surely be divorced before you can say “oncoming train.”