Oh glorious day! On this delightful week, we have seen manifestation of the steadfast will of the Korean people—the country's glorious satellite—enter orbit, where it flies as straight and true as the judgement of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un despite whatever lies the Western liars may say about said satellite "tumbling out of control." And now we have seen our esteemed and cherubic Ultimate Ruler Comrade Kim Jong-un named Time's "Person of the Year!" No doubt this is due to the horror that trembles from the Americans whenever they see the first 45 minutes of glorious new movie "Red Dawn." Anyone who witnessed the fear in Chris Hemsworth's eyes knows that North Korea is all-powerful and omnipotent, and Thriving Commander Kim Jong-Un is the most important person below the firmament of Earth. And not just important: Universally pleasing to the eye, too.

Alright, I'll stop. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Kim Jong-un is a dictator and a horrible person and North Korea has death camps. But what's amazing today is that there are actually news organizations who have reported this news that's Jong-un has been named the readers' choice for Time Person of the Year straight, without mentioning that it's really the result of 4Chan hilariously rigging the online poll.

And the comments on the Time article announcing this news? They're really a sight to behold.

There's many more. It's sad. But even sadder? The Internet will be much less fun when no one gets fooled by these hijinks anymore.