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The Kids At The University Of Maryland Won’t Stop Lighting Themselves On Fire

By 06.20.14

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I’m not surprised this came out of UMD. Why? Because this is the breakdown of the people that go there:

1/4th = Cool as fuck kids
1/4th = Jewish people / people from NJ and NY
2/4ths = Undiagnosed Asperger’s patients that want to become engineers

This video falls into that last category, if you couldn’t tell. If you don’t believe me wait until human torch here starts playing a trombone. The only thing I can hear while watching this is the sound of these kids’ parents crying because their children chose to light themselves on fire in their back yard rather than getting jobs like most grads. Solid life move, let’s see if it pays off Cotton (it won’t).

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.
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