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Whipping Out A Dildo In The Middle Of A High School Pep Rally Is A Questionable Power Move

By / 07.29.14

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High school. We’ve all been there. Some of us have even graduated from it. Whenever a high school tries to do some “fun” event to inspire school spirit, it always comes off feeling kinda lame. How much fun can you really have with Ms. Fredericks watching you from afar, her neck gizzard practically pouring out of her turtleneck? That’s why, in some cases, you need to take matters into your own hands.

That’s what this dude did, but he might’ve taken it a bit too far with this stunt. An assembly has been called to introduce King and Queen candidates for an upcoming school dance. In order to stand out and get some PR for his candidacy, one kid thinks it would be a good idea to whip out a large dildo and shake it around, while his Queen is on her knees before him.

I appreciate the attempt to liven up the event, but if there’s one thing I know about high school, it’s that they have a pretty strong No Dildos policy. Dildos tend to be a bit sexual in nature, and sex in a school environment is always a tricky situation, especially when a fellow high schooler is on her knees.

What say you, readers?

-This kid is an idiot and should be expelled.
OR
-This kid is a legend and should have a statue erected in his name.

A different angle, in which you can see the kid get forcibly escorted out by irate faculty members is here –


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Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.

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