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‘I’m Gucci, You Polo’ – This Kid Stunts So Hard On His Friend

By 08.20.14

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People say kids these days are valuing all the wrong things, but I just watched this video and I now feel optimistic about where our country is headed. I know some of you might say, “this kid is a materialistic little brat,” but to that I say, materialism is what made this country of ours so great!

You think you come up with Apple or Nike because you’re some complacent Communist? Hell no. People are driven by power and Gucci. You want to show the rest of your neighbors that you are better than them. My goal in life is to buy some huge mansion and wrap the entire exterior in Gucci. I’m a bit of a ways off from that moment, but it keeps me motivated.

I love this fight. It’s a bit long, but you have to respect this kid’s argument style. Regardless of what his friend says, there’s just no arguing with “I’m Gucci, you Polo.” Argument over. Little Biggie wins. Put it in the papers.

This video is begging for an autotune. How has that not been done?

[H/T Worldstar]

Brandon Cohen
About Brandon Cohen... Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.
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