Kid Starts FREAKING OUT When He Finds His Mom’s Penis-Shaped Cup In The Dishwasher

This poor teenager’s rant toward his mom honestly might be my favorite thing ever recorded to Twitter dot com. He’s so mad!

It inspired me to make a list of things you’re too old for at the age of 41:

  • Eating a box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies for lunch.
  • Going to a Macklemore concert
  • Wearing a snapback.
  • Penis-shaped cup with straws. What the shit, mom?

It’s a beautiful thing when your own child has to remind you to act your age.

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“What the fuck is this, MOM?!” Oh, relax there kiddo. There’s a reason Mom couldn’t buy you that new pair of Jordans for school this year is because penis-shaped straw cups were on sale for $15 at Spencer’s.

You’ll appreciate the value of a good bargain some day.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com