In the past year, infomercials have given us some shit products. From the emery board cat-claw clipper to the f*cking Shake Weight for Men, the quality and usefulness of these products has greatly diminished ever since Billy Mays was taken from us — may his gorgeous beard rest in peace. But this morning I saw something that even makes the Jerk-off Weight look less absurd. If you can believe this, someone invented tattoo sleeves that you slide on and off your arms or chicken legs like f*cking pantyhose. According to the ad, "they're easy to apply, just add biceps and your done." Really? I mean, if tattoos themselves weren't tacky enough, now people can turn their toolishness on and off? The ridiculous infomercial is after the jump.