Khaki Cargo Pants FTW: Fashionable DC Bro Assaults Vagrant

The scene: A steamy, Sunday summer evening in Washington, D.C., when a sudden fight breaks out.

Here is a ranking of the participants in this video in order of dress.

3. The instigator: A slightly deranged man, in a tie-dyed shirt and Rastafarian hat.

2. The victor: A dude bro, repping WHITE khaki cargo pants and an untucked, short-sleeved, collared shirt.

1. The surprise star: The man who enters at 0:13, wearing a beige cotton tee tucked into his chino short pants, with white quarter socks and sneakers.

You sir, know how to dress for success in our nation’s capital.