by Boatshoe Bobby on May 6, 2014


A huge KFC Double Down fan did the inexplicable recently by actually getting a photo of a KFC Double Down tattooed on his leg. Little did he know that he simultaneously just double downed on his odds of dying a virgin. (Not that there’s anything wrong with dying a virgin if you’re into that sort of thing.) See the video of his journey below.

[H/T: Gawker]

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.