New Research Shows The Easiest Way To Turn A Woman On Involves A Move Most Bros Suck At

Every bro thinks they’re the master at sealing the deal. They’re the Yoda of getting a girl all juiced up.

It’s probably all luck…unless…UNLESS they’ve mastered these three simple moves that turn a woman on every time. EVERY TIME, according to new research from Rockefeller University in New York.

First, the boring science part —

Researchers genetically modified mice so that the neurons needed to receive oxytocin, a chemical used as part of our brains’ reward mechanism, were switched off. The scientists found that after altering the neurons, female mice showed no sexual interest in male mice, giving them as much attention as a “block of Lego.”

So why is that important? Well, it isolates oxytocin as being a massive part of what dictates a woman’s sex drive. Oxytocin in humans is believed to work in the same way as  it does in mice.

Blah, blah science, you’re saying, what the hell are the three moves? Well, the first two are incredibly simple — either touching or a hug — so those should be zero sweat. The last one, however, could prove tough for most men.

Eye contact. Look her in the eyes. Look her right dead in the eyes when talking. She’s the only chick in the place. Look, talk and listen. Why’s this so hard a task for men to handle? Well first, we’re usually too busy staring at other parts of her anatomy. We can’t help it. Second, we’re too busy checking out the rest of the scene, looking at other women, scrolling through Twitter and focusing our attention on every other thing in room but her eyes.

If I’m wrong, the last chick you hit on at bar, what color were her eyes?

Bingo.

[H/T: AskMen]

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