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By / 12.03.12

Anyway, the big news today is the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge are with child. The pregnancy is in its very early stages, but the couple was forced to release the news to the public after Middleton was admitted to the hospital today with acute morning sickness.

Via the Daily Mail:

The baby will be born third in line to the throne. The Queen, Prince Philip and other members of the royal family are ‘delighted’.

In a statement on the couple's website, they said: 'Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby.

'The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news.'

Prime Minister David Cameron said on Twitter: 'I'm delighted by the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby. They will make wonderful parents.’

In a later comment to television cameras at 10 Downing Street, Mr Cameron said: ‘It’s absolutely wonderful news, and I’m delighted for them and I’m sure they will make absolutely brilliant parents.

‘I’m sure people round the country will be celebrating with them tonight.’

 

Congrats to the couple for the baby, and for continuing to remain relevant despite the Royal Family's now two-century status as a decaying and unnecessary institution. (I'm not a romantic.)


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