I’ve got to hand it to Tramall Ferguson, because he didn’t just buy the domain KanyeForPresident.com on Sunday night. He’s been sitting on it for five months.
How did he know? HOW DID THIS SON OF A BITCH KNOW!?!?
Fuck. I’m all sorts of jealous. Primarily because Ferguson has already been offered upwards of $80,000 for it.
According to TMZ
Tramall Ferguson registered “KanyeForPresident.com” back in April on a whim … thinking maybe one day Yeezy would make it in the oval office.
The 24-year-old recent graduate said he registered a few other domains, including “PeterGriffinForPresident.com.”After Kanye’s announcement at the MTV VMAs … Tramal’s phone is blowing up with huge offers to own the domain … upwards of $80k.
Tramal says he’s holding out … waiting for Kanye to call. He wouldn’t say how much he’d charge, but he was clear … Kanye’s not getting it for free.
NOOOOOO! Don’t wait. Don’t be greedy, Tramal. Realize that Kanye West is not actually running for president in 2020 and cash-the-fuck-in while the media is still giving this nonsense the attention it doesn’t deserve. Because that’s all it is, nonsense. Kanye West couldn’t run a country. Did you see the VMAs? The guy is a self-proclaimed fashion icon and he can’t even dress himself. Just because he’s a self-absorbed asshole like Donald Trump (I’m a big fan of Donny T, by the way) it doesn’t mean he has Trump’s business acumen or any clue how to run the greatest country on the fucking planet. So hold out for an offer in the six-figures and take that shit and run.