Juicing Kangaroo Goes On Roid-Induced Rampage Through Suburban Australian Town

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That right up there is one swole ass kangaroo. Look at his chest.

Bro.

Alls I’m saying is that those are the kind of gains that don’t come naturally. All kangaroos do is hop all day. Well, I’ve been on a P90X program for this past month, one that involves lots of jumps, squats and lunges. I don’t look like that.

What’s in the pouch, bro? Syringes? Creams? Show it. As if that non-denial wasn’t evidence enough, this kangaroo’s been running around a suburb of Brisbane, stepping to folks.

That’s the kind of shit a jacked up meathead would do, not a relaxin’ kanga. From The Toronto Sun:

Residents say the 6-foot-5, 210-lb. roo has been springing out from around corners to target dog walkers and joggers.

“He’s very intimidating. He’s a big boy,” North Lakes resident Linda Hellyer told Seven News, recalling a recent encounter while walking her dog.

“We turned the corner and old mate jumped out. He’s very big and I don’t want to take him on. He’s got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything.”

More like ste-roo-ds.

Here’s CNN on “Big Buck.”

Come on, man. Don’t lie to us. You on that andro.

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