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How Much Poontang Will Johnny Manziel Get from His First Nissan Dealership Commercial?

By / 07.16.14

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I question I propose in the headline is really just a hypothetical: We all know that Johnny Manziel is getting all of the poontang in Northeastern Ohio these days without ever having to put a Browns jersey on yet. His first local market commercial for Cleveland’s Streetsboro Nissan dealership just dropped. It has all the typical cheese you’d expect for a local market commercial, but it’s pretty much a panty-dampener for the state of Ohio.


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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