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What Are The Odds? Bigfoot Hunter Has Winnebago Savagely Attacked By Bigfoot

By / 10.22.12

[He] claims the mythical beast attacked his motor home and threw rocks at it, terrifying him and his girlfriend before fleeing into some woods.

Reed said the harry man-ape smashed out the lights of his 1973 Dodge Winnebago while he and his gal pal were camping out in a state park in Jackson Township earlier this month.

Reed described the attacker as large, hunched and hairy.

“It wasn't a person. I didn't see any clothes or coat or anything like that,” the 39-year-old, who is a member of Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, told The Patriot-News newspaper.

“I don't think it was bear. It didn't move like a bear.”

Reed would know, too. He probably pays attention and shit in his made-up club of people looking for things that don’t exist.

“I'm sure it wasn't a group of kids in the woods messing around,” he said. “I would have seen them or heard them.”

Case closed, folks. Case closed.

[NYDN]


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