Bro Doped Up On Xanax Takes The Happiest Mugshot You’ve Ever Seen

Tennessee Highway Patrol

I don’t know which of you Bros take Xanax and which of you don’t, but for those who never have, that picture right there just about sums it up.

“Oooh hey who cares that I’ve been charged with DUI and gun possession I’m happy to be here. I’m happy to be anywhere really.”

Xanax does make everything better.

That joyful mugshot belongs to John McAfee of internet anti-virus fame. He was arrested in Tennessee for DUI and unlawfully possessing a handgun while under the influence. He took to Facebook to give the only explanation anyone needs.

I just got a new prescription for Xanax and one pill felt good. Two seemed better.

Damn right. I might take two tonight.

[Via Gawker]