2. Don't even bother trying to masturbate to this. I've learned the hard way that it is utterly impossible.
3. You can…um…make an…um…drinking game out of how many times she says “um” in this video.
4. However, completing said drinking game will probably kill you.
5. Finally, I realize that Miley Cyrus is more well known than Ms. Rogers and little girls probably look up to her and her nasty ways, but if you used to fuck on camera for financial gain you should not be calling the kettle a whore.