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by J. Camm on May 22, 2013

According to USA Today:

“My wife (Alexis DeJoria) and I were on the floor looking around for the finger so we could put it on ice and haul … to the hospital.” he said. Even though they found it, as shown in the pic, the tip couldn't be re-attached.

“They're going to take a skin graft of the chunk of finger and then sew it back on,” James told TMZ. “I asked them if they could sew my fingerprint on upside down, though, just for fun.”

 

Yeah, just sew it on the wrong way! That'll be a hilarious gag that will be funny FOREVER.

OOOOF! And I know what you're all thinking, and I AGREE — deep nose picks with his pinkie will never be the same. 

[H/T Bob's Blitz]