Two nights ago, Jeff Ross (primarily of Comedy Central Roast fame) came onto the stage during Charlie Sheen's latest tour stop and roasted him for nine straight minutes. Ross pulls no punches, attacking everything from his goddesses — "I saw Bree's last movie; the last time I saw that many guys in the same hole I was watching the rescue of the Chilean miners" — to affinity for cocaine: "Let's tell the truth, Charlie's nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the Hilton sisters." The entire video is below.