If there is one thing Twitter excels at, it is momentarily tricking the general population into believing a celebrity has passed away. Today’s victim? Drumroll? Nahh.
The illustrious Jared from Subway, murdered by the trending hashtag #RIPSubwayJared. To the embedded tweets machine!
#RIPSubwayJared so sad to hear this is finally true
— Lydia Burrell (@LydiaBurrell) May 5, 2014
— Cinco Derp Mayo (@Pile_of_Derp) May 5, 2014
it’s the remix to ignition/ Jared Fogle edition/ ate too many footlongs/ now he’s in Subway Club® heaven/ #RIPSubwayJared
— Uncle Remus (@BourbonGhost) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared his last wish was to be processed into 20 cold cut trios to be distributed randomly to 20 lucky customers
— DougExeter (@DougExeter) May 5, 2014
I must be strong And carry on Cause I know they’ve got footlongs Here in heaven #RIPSubwayJared
— Neutral Meme Hotel (@harlow_ebooks) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared you died as you lived smothered in sweet onion sauce and having someone jam oblong objects into various orifices
— TH, if you will (@tholzerman) May 5, 2014
The White House lowered the big jeans to half mast. #ripsubwayjared
— michael (@michaeljhudson) May 5, 2014
We sincerely hope he’s alright.*