Jack in the Box just answered a long-standing question: Aside from a grilled dead cow, what's the only other dairy product Ron Swanson eats? F*ckin' bacon milkshakes, baby! And now available at a Jack in the Box near you as a part of the company's "Marry Bacon" / "Obesity's Not So Bad" campaign. However, a Jack in the Box spokesperson told the Huffington Post there is one catch, “The shake is not listed on our menus in the restaurants, so it’s more of a ‘secret item’ that people can order. Each restaurant is getting a very limited quantity, so we don’t know how long they will last.”

Truth be told, this bacon shake doesn't boast any of the real thing. No real bacon. KOSHER JEWS REJOICE! Yep, all that bacony flavor is from a man made syrup, not actual strips of bacon. Given what most of our country pumps into themselves on a daily basis, I seriously doubt that knowledge will keep anyone who is on the bacon bandwagon from drinking this. Especially since it still packs plenty of taste and FAT. 

Below are snapshots of the nutrition facts according to the Jack in the Box website:

16 oz.

24 oz.