I tell you what, I'm not going to be quick to judge or chide this healer -- nay, God's worker bee -- for his methods. For one, I honestly thought this kind of malpractice was commonplace in Europe. Like isn't there some unwritten rule, in the laid back European lifestyle, whereby a doctor can casually suck a tit or flick a bean if he so chooses? There should be. At least in Italy, for Christ's sake. I mean, If that country turns into a bunch of by-the-book prudes we're all f*cked. And secondly, how do we know this broad wasn't at his office because she couldn't get wet anymore? I bet that's it! She booked an appointment because she had a chronically dry puss and this saint-of-a-doctor tried to save her (and probably her marriage too) by fingering that dust bowl of hers back to life.