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Introducing Bull Market Fridays

By / 07.23.10

Since the credit crisis reared its ugly head in 2007 bull market lovers across the globe have been forced to put away their Rolexs and Prada shoes in exchange for a more “appropriate lifestyle.” However, when I rolled over in bed this morning and saw two female Russian hookers in my bed I knew… the bull is back. I will be keeping track and observing the trends that scream bull market so that we can all be witness to the long overdue comeback.

It's a bull market if…

  • You have a business card with just your name and 40 time on it.
  • You have more than two types of product in your hair at one time.
  • You take off on a plane without deciding on your destination.
  • {C}You go out in a V-Neck and jeans without an undershirt, belt, or underwear (more bull market if you are exposing chest or ass hair).
  • You own button downs with tear-away sleeves.
  • You pretend to get excited to watch “Entourage” on Sunday evenings.
  • Your shoes sound like small percussion instruments from the Dave Matthews Band drummer when you walk through a somewhat quiet office.
  • You don't date girls on the premise that you're holding out for a pair of Bulgarian models to fall out of the green-card office and into your arms.
  • You wake up with shades on.
  • You're friends with your masseuse.

 


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