Since the credit crisis reared its ugly head in 2007 bull market lovers across the globe have been forced to put away their Rolexs and Prada shoes in exchange for a more "appropriate lifestyle." However, when I rolled over in bed this morning and saw two female Russian hookers in my bed I knew… the bull is back. I will be keeping track and observing the trends that scream bull market so that we can all be witness to the long overdue comeback.


It's a bull market if…

• You have a business card with just your name and 40 time on it.
• You have more than two types of product in your hair at one time.
• You take off on a plane without deciding on your destination.
• {C}You go out in a V-Neck and jeans without an undershirt, belt, or underwear (more bull market if you are exposing chest or ass hair).
• You own button downs with tear-away sleeves.
• You pretend to get excited to watch "Entourage" on Sunday evenings.
• Your shoes sound like small percussion instruments from the Dave Matthews Band drummer when you walk through a somewhat quiet office.
• You don't date girls on the premise that you're holding out for a pair of Bulgarian models to fall out of the green-card office and into your arms.
• You wake up with shades on.
• You're friends with your masseuse.