If you're looking to pursuit a post-grad career as a blogger, be prepared to get a lot of pitches from self-promoters and hard-hustling PR people. Some have something substantive and compelling to promote, others are just shovling bullsh*t because they're being paid to sholve it and everyone knows it. That said, for one reason or another (thanks, Cision!), I've somehow ended up on the PR e-mail blast list for "Adult Entertainment" website Pornhub. Today the site's communication department shot over a pitch about "a brand new social and digital media internship initiative." The iniative is actually a posting for what they're calling the "world's best internship." So what does interning for Pornhub entail? The lede in the e-mail says it all: "One Lucky Intern Will Control Social and Digital Media Channels including Twitter, Web TV, Blogs, Radio and More." Since we were amused such an internship opportunity even exists, we whole pitch below:

Pornhub.com, the premier destination for online adult entertainment, has put out a casting call to attract the brightest and most ambitious talent to apply for the site’s first ever social and digital media internship.

The solo role will involve communicating daily with the site’s global community, including temporarily hosting Pornhub TV, managing the Twitter account, appearing on Pornhub Radio, interviewing adult entertainment stars, writing blogs and working on other risqué social media initiatives.

 

Pornhub.com has nearly 33 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone while its entertaining and often raunchy Twitter feed has more than 147,000 followers.

Prospective interns have until the end of September to shoot off their applications through a customized landing page on the Pornhub site. The internship will run for several months and is designed to fit in with the winner’s other commitments, though we’re positive this will take top priority.

The intern will get a leg-up on the workforce competition by learning valuable work and life skills in the realm of social media management and broadcast reporting, as well as getting a real sense of what it takes to speak with celebrity personalities – or porn stars (you never know what you’ll learn from them).

So what are you waiting for? Get on the Pornhub site and tell us why you’re the best person for the adventurous position. Just make sure you keep it clean people, this is a professional industry!

For more information about an internship at Pornhub, or to speak with a representative, feel free to reach out at redacted@phubcommunications.com.

All the best,

Redacted

No clue if this is a paid internship or for college credit. Nor the actual location of the internship. In fact, the entire e-mail is pretty sketch on actual details. But, hey, I'm sure your parents will be proud when you tell them all about your new internship. I mean, what else are you going to do with that liberal arts degree?