Did you know that if you look at things in the right light, almost anything can look like something you can stick you dick in?
It’s true. Cups of Greek yogurt, a plush towel, Speaker of the House John Boehner all look like vaginas.
Now, an Instagram account called @look_at_this_pusssy is sharing all the beautiful things in the world that look like pussies and, man, so many things look like pussies.
Look at this thing that looks like a pussy! It’s a shirt pocket, but I wouldn’t not stick my dick in it!
This blazer and ascot combination looks like something my penis could fit nicely into!
What about this delicious apple? Cock-worthy? You betcha!
And a burrito. Oh man, oh man, oh man. I would get it ON with a burrito.
Jokes aside, though, this account wasn’t made for us dudes to fantasize about sticking our dicks in even more than the already three billion vaginas that exist in the world.
No, it’s to try and take some of the rampant sexualization away from vags, which is … oopsies, exactly what I was doing up there. From an interview Kate Hakala with Mic. had with the creators.
“Normalization is absolutely a focus,” [founder Chelsea Jones said]. “The female body is fetishized beyond any kind of reality. By choosing yonic objects, it’s a way to seize representation, take back what’s ours.”
Don’t worry, though! I had to look up yonic, too. It means, “In the shape of a vulva or a vagina.”
Cool. What they’re saying is basically that us gents are horny fucks, and we should maybe look beyond sex sometimes, because it’s, you know, detrimental to trying to create a modern, fair, equal society.
So, let’s look at some more of these “yonic” figures, this time without contemplating rubbing our cocks against them.
I wish there were more peas in this pea pod.
Figs are nice.
Quality wood floors add value to homes.
See, not hard at all. And remember, Bros. Your dick doesn’t belong everywhere!