Hilarious Answers to the Question: “If you could insert a single rubber duck into any moment in history, where would you?”

Here’s the prompt in full, via this Reddit thread: If you could insert a single rubber duck into any moment in history, where/when would it have the most profound impact?

On the moon. On July 20th 1969. Right where Neal Armstrong goes to plant the flag. Mind fuck ensues

When Mary and co. went to check on Jesus’ tomb, but instead of finding it empty, there’s a rubber duck sitting there.

Switch it out with the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima. I imagine some random Japanese guy getting hit on the head with a rubber duck.

The stomach of a t-rex, to be fossilized along with it. Imagine the mind fuck that would ensue.

In front of the man who was about to invent the rubber duck.

In that dream Martin Luther King had.