Don’t do drugs unless you want to be the subject of hilarious headlines.
A New Jersey man possibly high on PCP went on a bizarre rampage Sunday night that grew more and more outrageous and ended with him gnawing off his own finger and swallowing it, according to police.
The absurd events began before 8 p.m., when Jersey City resident Jargget Washington, 29, allegedly stripped naked and menaced drivers in the city’s west side, the Jersey Journal reported.
He allegedly tried pulling a driver out of a car, but was foiled when the driver fought back. Police were able to restrain Washington when they arrived and took him to Jersey City Medical Center for an evaluation.
His night was not done, however. He went on to shit himself while wearing a hospital gown in jail, which I guess is an appropriate end to the weekend’s festivities.