I was under the impression that I had set most of the sexual records of the last few years, but I usually failed to have a Guinness dude on hand. Here are some highlights from an epic infographic we just found called "The World's 20 Most Amazing Sexual Records."

1. Longest Ejaculation: 18 ft. 9 inches: might as well be the long jump. He could be off camera and probably toss ropes in a perfect arc over Peter North's right shoulder.
2. 1.7 Pints of Semen Swallowed: Someone needs to find me this chick, I bet she doesn't have any daddy issues. She could be a good plus one to our White Panda concert tonight.
3. Biggest Orgy: 250 couples. Epic. Of course it happened in Japan. I bet there were arms everywhere, people getting it in random holes and lots of Kobayashi looking-type fellows.

Check out the entire Infographic after the jump...