I can't handle how calm this guy is. I would LOSE MY SHIT. He took her back and then the slut cheated again. How this entire fiasco ended in a mildly angry note to the neighborhood and not graphic violence is beyond me. His "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I'll write a strongly worded letter to the church" philosophy is slightly off course with my idea of vengeance. 

[H/T Reddit]